Revenge: The Classy Way

Allow me to regale upon to thee a tale of a great atrocity. It happened several years ago in the Blood Parlour (a room in which the finest of gentleman talk over the sampling of blood taken from various rare and fancy sources) of my favourite social gathering place, the Dubious GentleMansion. Like a jewel-encrusted [...]

Recipes for the Blisteringly Hungry Gentleman: A Timesaving Solution

It has recently come to my attention that some people are defying the laws of eating by combining several meals into poorly named substitutes, possibly in an attempt to create more time for polishing their guns and shooting foreigners. It sickens me that in this day and age the simple “breakfast, lunch, dinner” template of [...]