Archive for October, 2006

The Snooty Gents Present: The Super-Oscars

October 26, 2006

That’s right folks. For all lovers of great cinema, the Super-Oscars represent the most accurate opinion on films from this modern age. For years, critics and movie-watchers alike have agreed that this prestigious ceremony symbolizes all that is correct and good in the judgement of movies. And why is this? Because it’s done by us, [...]

“An Eternal Plight” – A Novel for the Masses

October 11, 2006

This is my attempt at literature that the common man can relate to. All startling parallels to current people and events are coincidental and proof of this book’s majesty. Read on, stalwart peasant!
Chapter 1: A Rude Awakening
I was laying awake in bed, thinking, wishing, wondering. Through the hole in the wall I could see Ra, [...]

It’s For the Better: Making a “Prole-Trap”

October 3, 2006

Hup-to, gentlemen and gentlemen! This fine evening, as you cradle a fine glass of bourbon in your elegant-yet-manly fingers, I would suggest you take note of this miniature guide. Studies show that it will help you enjoy your “maxin’ and relaxin’s” no less than 1.25% more than previous!
I think I speak for every decent gent [...]