Archive for September, 2006

The Handy Guide to Richitude: Part 1 – Grabbin’ Some Dollars

September 20, 2006

The Handy Quide to Richitude
It is a complete and utter annoyance how day after day we have to bat away common folk asking us ridiculous questions. Why, it was just this morning whilst I waked ‘long the promenade when a ruffian asked of me “Gimme a dollar or taste sweet lady switchblade!” This being routine, [...]

The Marvels of Modern Cinema: The Black 6

September 13, 2006

We have very few words for The Black 6, and it evidently demands none.
If we could sum this movie up in a single word, it would be this picture:

That is a picture of us after watching it. I know. Whoa.
Seriously though, this movie is about black motorcycle men who are cursed with the ability [...]

Recipies for the Blisteringly Hungry Gentleman

September 13, 2006

Have you ever been so hungry you could literally beat your mother for hours with a homeless gent until she has detached retinas? I know we have (see the case of “The State of Wyoming vs. Snooty Richer-Than-Us Gents” or whatever it was called). With the complete lack of fine dining facilities in this society, [...]